mom: i wanted to let u know that fri someone will be in our room to clean the stove don't know what time
me: okies, will hide my booze weed and cocaine then. also will be taking dog out in a sec. and may have taken a bit more nighttime cough syrup than i wanted to
mom: goodnight
me: i think it might be raining. also was kudding about the cocaine.
I of course was kidding about drugs. cough meds does weird things to me. i realized this when i was plucking nipple hairs and was thinking "i wonder if i put the ones with roots on them in water if they would grow"
mom: go to bed